eCRUSH | Quiz: Are You a Love Fool?

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Sure, April Fools rolls around only once every twelve months, but let's be brutally honest: Plenty of people are idiots the whole year long, and many of them have love to thank -- or blame, as the case may be.

So, does love transform you into a dithering
moron? Or are you way too savvy to the
ways of the world to have love turn you
into its slave? Flex your mind (and your index finger with the click of a mouse!) with this quick quiz to discover whether or not you're love's fool.

Five quick questions will reveal all so you can
take action before it's too late!

1) You find out your crush likes to dress up like Frodo and hit fanboy conventions out by the airport. What do you do?

	Find another crush -- and fast.
	Rent Two Towers so you can drop "orcs" into casual conversation without sounding like a tool.
	Learn Elvish while welding together your very own Galadriel tiara.

2) Pick a hat:

	Fleece-lined ski bandana.
	Something festive with bells.
	And screw up my hair? No way.

3) It's your six-month anniversary. You want a quiet, just-for-two evening, but your significant other insists on spending time with the parentals. You:

	Make reservations for four at The Olive Garden.
	Agree, but only if they pay, and only if you get an evening alone together within the next three days.
	Coolly inform the significant other that if you wanted spend time with the parentals, you'd damn well be dating them instead, and you're getting your just-for-two evening if it’s the last thing you do.

4) What most reminds you of your sweetheart?

	The sigh of midnight trains in empty stations.
	An airline ticket to romantic places.
	Wadded-up six-month-old gym socks under the bed.

5) You're feeling:

	Fresh
	Phat
	Dope

6) Choose your ideal celebrity date:

	Eminem. All that stuff about shoving his wife into the trunk of his car? He was kidding! Plus, he's hot!
	Ben Affleck. He knows how to treat a woman -- I mean, did you see the size of Jennifer's ring?
	I like girls.

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