eCRUSH® -- Are You Down-Lo With J-Lo?

Sunday, July 20, 2008

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There may be no bigger star, no bigger
woman in the world right now than
Jennifer Lopez. She sings, she's in the movies, she has her own clothing line and now her own fragrance. And to top it all off, she's been on the cover of nearly every supermarket tabloid out there

Get ready to see if the time you've spent in the supermarket checkout line has paid off and
whether or not you're down-lo with j-lo's coverage
in the tabloids.

On your mark, on your six, get set... let's go!

1) According to her hit song, if you had Jennifer's love, what wouldn't she want to happen?

		She don't want you tryin' to get with her and she ends up unhappy.
		She don't want you to play her like you done before.
		She don't want you to break her heart.
		She don't want you to leave the gun in her glove box.

2) There's one physical trait Jennifer insists her man has above all else, and if you don't have it (or don't fix it), you're outta luck. What is it?

		Good teeth.
		A full head of hair.
		A big you-know-what.
		The ability to recite the plot lines, guest stars and original air dates from each and every Star Trek episode ever broadcast.

3) What's the one thing Jennifer says no Hollywood woman should ever be without?

		An agent.
		A personal trainer.
		A good automobile.
		A can of mace.

4) J-Lo has already worked with some of the most reputable film directors in the world. Which of these is not one of them?

		Francis Ford Coppola.
		Steven Soderbergh.
		Gavin McLeod.
		Oliver Stone.

5) If someone decided to bake Jennifer a cake that looks exactly like the official flag for her birth home of Puerto Rico, how many stars should they put on it?

		None.
		One.
		Two.
		Five.

6) Before J-Lo broke wide open with Selena, J-Lo worked on a daily basis with which of these female stars?

		Rosie Perez.
		Mariah Carey.
		Debbie Gibson.
		Linda Tripp.

7) When Jennifer gets a yen for some of that good homestyle cookin’ like mom used to make when she was growing up, what NYC borough would she most likely visit?

		Manhattan.
		Brooklyn.
		Queens.
		The Bronx.

8) Of whom did J-Lo (somewhat foolishly) once say, "I swear to God, I don't remember anything she was in!"

		Winona Ryder.
		Cameron Diaz.
		Gwyneth Paltrow.
		Janet Reno.

9) Remember that very skimpy green dress that Jennifer was almost wearing at the 2000 Grammys? Who designed it?

		Ralph Lauren.
		Gianni Versace.
		Calvin Klein.
		A bunch of trained monkeys with sewing needles.

10) J-Lo just divorced Cris Judd so she could start lip-locking Ben Affleck on a regular basis. Including Cris, how many times has Jennifer been married?

		Once.
		Twice.
		Three.
		"Times a lady..."